Anonymous asked: Have you some problems with your askbox, Director ?
My appologies, I had a bit of a run in with a group of individuals who decided that a rocket launcher, some zip ties and a fire extinguisher were something I should experience in use against my person.
It’s difficult to respond to messages from ‘enforced bed rest’.
Anonymous asked: Why a tilak on your forehead ? Apart from this, do you have other distinguishing marks on the body? Moles, scars, birthmarks ...?
I was born in a temple that was devoted to Shiva and am still considered a monk of it.
As far as scars and such go, I have quite a few. Between being shot, stabbed, crushed by rubble, Sephiroth, helicopter crashes, the Remnants hospitality, and general day to day life I’ve amassed quite a collection.
The most notable of them is a scar on my ribcage where they had to replace two of my ribs. They’re bullet proof.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever try to scare Reno imitating a Tonberry, a knife in hand ?
Scaring a Turk is never a good idea.
Anonymous asked: Are you aware that Veld tries to put you in a relationship with her daughter Felicia?
Veld tries a good number of things, whether or not they will work depends on the parties involved and their ability to meet an agreement.
Anonymous asked: Good evening Sir. How do you explain your Temple of the Ancients survival, whereas Sephiroth was somehow divided into two to pierce you through and through. Moreover, with such injuries, how did you come back to the entrance of the Temple? It seems inhuman!
I’m the Director of the Turks.
Anonymous asked: Favorite weapon? Explosion type? Favorite unconventional weapon (frying pan, spork, etc)?
I’m quite fond of the LeMat revolver, it carries nine regular rounds as well as a single shotgun shell that is fired from a secondary barrel. It weighs four pounds fully loaded, making it an excellent improvised weapon in melee combat.
I’m not really one for explosions, though I can certainly admire anything Rude happens to create.
As far as unconventional weapons are concerned I’ve found wire coat hangers to be quite effective and readily available.
Anonymous asked: So...I heard you like Tonberries. What's the story on that?
They’re admirable creatures, don’t you think? They protect their own and will seek to settle the score with whoever harms them or those within their community.
They’re rather like nature’s version of the Turks.
Anonymous asked: How'd you get to be Director? Wasn't there anyone else?
I trained for years, and at the time was the most well equipped for the role. A Director is chosen based on a number of things, including the current situation of the Turks as a unit.
Anonymous asked: How many lives do you have left, Director?
That information is above your pay grade.
Anonymous asked: Has the idea of a family ever crossed your mind?
On occasion, yes. However there are far too many risks involved.
