Ask Tseng

are you indeed from wutai as so many assume, and if so how did you come about working for ShinRa with that whole war matter at hand.

corbix — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 02:58:14 -0400

I am, and following Veld was the better option at the time.

So curious minds want to know if the rumors that you and Rufus have something a bit more than a professional relationship are true or not?

corbix — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 19:37:16 -0400

Curious minds should step behind the targets in the gun range to find the answer while we are holding a practice session.

Do you still have feelings for Aerith?

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 00:12:01 -0400

That’s quite a personal question.

I don’t believe that anyone who met her have lost any of the emotional ties they had with her.

Don't you feel you have inherited of "ruins of an empire" from Veld, in some way ? (please excuse me, Gaian/Midgardian isn't my native language).

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 23:46:20 -0400

The Turks are a separate but integral part of ShinRa as a whole, and always will be until either we or the company no longer exist. Everyone who came to this company after a certain point were inheriting something less than what it once was.

If hojo was to turn up dead how high a priority would you give the investigation?

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 23:45:02 -0400

That would depend on if he did it on company time or not.

Have you some problems with your askbox, Director ?

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 13:18:53 -0400

My appologies, I had a bit of a run in with a group of individuals who decided that a rocket launcher, some zip ties and a fire extinguisher were something I should experience in use against my person.

It’s difficult to respond to messages from ‘enforced bed rest’.

Why a tilak on your forehead ? Apart from this, do you have other distinguishing marks on the body? Moles, scars, birthmarks ...?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 13:51:37 -0400

I was born in a temple that was devoted to Shiva and am still considered a monk of it.

As far as scars and such go, I have quite a few. Between being shot, stabbed, crushed by rubble, Sephiroth, helicopter crashes, the Remnants hospitality, and general day to day life I’ve amassed quite a collection.

The most notable of them is a scar on my ribcage where they had to replace two of my ribs. They’re bullet proof.

Have you ever try to scare Reno imitating a Tonberry, a knife in hand ?

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:43:07 -0500

Scaring a Turk is never a good idea.

Are you aware that Veld tries to put you in a relationship with her daughter Felicia?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 22:25:27 -0500

Veld tries a good number of things, whether or not they will work depends on the parties involved and their ability to meet an agreement.

Good evening Sir. How do you explain your Temple of the Ancients survival, whereas Sephiroth was somehow divided into two to pierce you through and through. Moreover, with such injuries, how did you come back to the entrance of the Temple? It seems inhuman!

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 22:23:22 -0500

I’m the Director of the Turks.

Favorite weapon? Explosion type? Favorite unconventional weapon (frying pan, spork, etc)?

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:20:17 -0500

I’m quite fond of the LeMat revolver, it carries nine regular rounds as well as a single shotgun shell that is fired from a secondary barrel. It weighs four pounds fully loaded, making it an excellent improvised weapon in melee combat.

I’m not really one for explosions, though I can certainly admire anything Rude happens to create.

As far as unconventional weapons are concerned I’ve found wire coat hangers to be quite effective and readily available.

So...I heard you like Tonberries. What's the story on that?

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:16:25 -0500

They’re admirable creatures, don’t you think? They protect their own and will seek to settle the score with whoever harms them or those within their community.

They’re rather like nature’s version of the Turks.

How'd you get to be Director? Wasn't there anyone else?

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:14:57 -0500

I trained for years, and at the time was the most well equipped for the role. A Director is chosen based on a number of things, including the current situation of the Turks as a unit.

How many lives do you have left, Director?

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:13:40 -0500

That information is above your pay grade.

Has the idea of a family ever crossed your mind?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 04:02:18 -0500

On occasion, yes. However there are far too many risks involved.

Do you have any pets? Do any Turks have any pets?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 04:01:11 -0500

I’ve been thinking of getting a pet, now that things have settled down in the wake of geostigma. Reno may have a cat, but that may also be his son or annoying neighbor.

Hey boss! I didnt know you had one of these things, yo! I'm allowed to ask you questions on here, right boss? Like why did I find your underwear and 'Laney's bra in my office closet, yo?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 03:58:50 -0500

It wasn’t my underwear Reno. I don’t wear any.

What is your sexuality?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:43:29 -0500

Does it matter?

Do you know any jokes?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:42:54 -0500

I know quite a few jokes.

Where are all the others?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:42:27 -0500

I’m afraid you’ll have to be a tad more specific sir/ma’am. There are a number of ‘others’ who have gone missing in my lifetime.